Los Angeles Korean Festival 2011

The Los Angeles Korean Festival this year was wackadoodle. It totally topped last year’s. We shopped, ate, made religious crafts, got wasted, met a bunch of cool drunk girls and drunk ajushis and mostly just feasted our eyes on awesome stuff…

The latest in lady wear. Your mom is going to pick you up from school in this.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Ladies Tapout Fashion

What do you call a guy who has a perm and is super excited about balls? . . .

Los Angeles Korean Festival Eco Balls

. . . CUTE!

Margot really wanted to take a picture with this guy after we spotted him smoking a cigarette by the porto-potties. He was way excited about it and had his business card all ready to hand out to us. No, he’s not a soldier for hire. He’s a plumber, duh.

margot's new friend

Oh, you thought giant visors were for blocking the sun? They’re also for blocking LED lights, ok?

Los Angeles Korean Festival Night Visors

Looking for the perfect keychain accessory? It’s this giant teddy bear in a tutu.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Phone Charm

Buddhist crafts are so fun! We got to make these cute lotus lanterns.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Buddhist Crafts

Buddhism!!! Whoooo! F@%* yeah!

lotus beer

Korean grandma fashion makes me less scared to get old. I’ll get to be tiny and cute and only wear silky floral blouses with silky patterned high waters.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Ajumma

This guy won for best booth this year. He had a microphone and was selling giant wallpaper stickers while showing a slideshow of puppies.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Puppy Man

Welcome to the the roped off ‘let’s get totally hammered’ area.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Soju Hite Party

This guy was so fancy. Everyone was trying to shake his hand and he was acting so regal. When he started talking to Margot, everyone got totally J.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Fancy Man

Take a fashion tip from this guy. He knows what he’s doing.

Los Angeles Korean Festival Font Dress

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