this year’s renaissance faire was WEIRD! and awesome of course. when we first walked in, we were bombarded with authentical craftery and merry-making. this one lord showed us how to make cool bracelets and traditional clown wenches pleased us with their plentiful bounties. as we quested deeper into the faire, things got nigh freakier. everyone started getting real naked and drunk.
i couldn’t tell if i was in the renaissance or in a parking lot at a metal concert. no one was speaking olde english except the barmaid girls who said “thank thee” if you bought a pulled pork sandwich. there was this really weird pickle theme going on too. to sum things up, i can’t wait to go again next year! oh yeah, this guy was cool. think he wanted to stick his braid up my but. i said thanks cus im really quick on my feet. huzzah! authentic anglo culture!