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Kung Fu Live Demo @ E3!

Kung Fu Live is going to be demonstrating what motion gaming can bring to the table. Motion gaming is taking over E3 this year! PrettyCoolland will be covering all of what E3 has to offer for 2010 including this amazing game for Ps3! Check out the press release video we received!

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Dead or Alive: Extreme 2

DOAX2 is a very soft more leisurely alternative to it’s predecessors DOA, DOA2, DOA3 and DOA4 which were all 3d fighting games much like Virtua Fighter or Mortal Kombat.

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Rock Band 3 @ E3

We’ll be previewing Rock Band 3 at the E3 Expo June 15th. It’s due for release this December on Wii, PS3 and X360. We also have our eyes on Marvel vs Capcom 3, Warhammer 40K, Crysis 2, Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker and much much much more! Go to IGN for a complete list of E3 confirmed games.

cat rock

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blizzard unveils female worgen

i really didn’t know what to expect with the lady worgen aka hairy dog lady. but this is awesome. i can’t wait to skin leather with my bare paws.

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Pantaloons: an enigma

A long time gamer friend of ours one day began telling us a tale of a mysterious pair of dirty pantaloons.

While playing Dragon Age: Origins on her PS3 she stumbled upon a mysterious pair of dirty pantaloons or rather a helpful four legged friend stumbled upon them. In Ferelden there is a little dog and he will dig for you a wondrous treasure this treasure can be anything but this particular time he dug up a pair of these dirty pantaloons. Now she was going to throw these away as to not waste any space in her inventory on soiled personals but she went on to tell us how she just kind of forgot about them and moved forward on her quest.

She then explained how in the game you the player must gain approval points from your companions or from guards within the city this will help the story unfold and change the dynamics of your relationships in the game. To gain points a player must give gifts from his or her inventory. She went on to tell us how she met up with a female character in the game and sought out approval points from her by offering her a silver bracelet. Now one would think that a gift like this would bring lots of approval especially from a total stranger however the npc did not give one crap about this bracelet. After being frustrated for awhile our friend noticed she was still carrying around those dirty pantaloons and said what the hell and gifted them to the young female npc and low and behold her approval ratings went up +5. My friend immediately thought this was weird and funny and notified us right away. We had one question…WHY?

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World of Warcraft… in 3D?!!

Well that’s what our friend, who works at a certain 3D gaming company, has promised us. In 3 weeks we’ll be putting their version, which should be the version to end all versions, to the test. I’ll be waiting very patiently… not!

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South Korean Gaming News (i.e. StarCraft News)

With the impending launch of StarCraft II, all is not well in the land of the Zergling Rush. Blizzard, the company who created StarCraft (as well as Warcraft and Diablo), has demanded that revenue from televised professional tournaments be shared with them. Meanwhile, accusations of illegal gambling and match-fixing has scandalized the country’s professional Star Craft scene. Oh, you didn’t know that an alternate universe existed in which StarCraft is a pro sport and women give birth to healthy ‘Zerglings’?

zurgling rush

zergling rush!

Until the rest of the world catches up, South Korea is the only country where playing a 15 year-old pc game can turn your gamer tag into a household name.

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Audition Online

Audition Online is a sweet game! Originally released in South Korea this is the most unique rhythm game i have ever seen.

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dukey 3d

green day dookie comes out one of my favorite albums of all time and duke nukem 3d fuuuuuck what a year. a fine year for sitting in front of the computer playing for countless hours. over and over again the same scene make them alien bastards pay for shooting up your ride! they shot up your ride! they’re bastards. oh some strippers okay well, “shake it baby”. gotta pee even if you have a virtual weiner you still have to pee. Urinal SCORE!

SPACEBAR ” Ahhh, much better”

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Margot’s favey games on Windows 95

it’s dark, very dark… i feel my eyes are  burning but i have to keep them on the glowing screen i must figure a way to get that damn flag! i don’t have much time! my eyes are glued i have strange feelings in my body that i don’t recognize i know it’s late but i can’t shut down. shutting down is not an option if i could i would play until i passed out. AHHHHH!! my aunt walks in and scares the shit out of me what the fuck is she thinking scaring me at such an intense moment of strategic conquest?!

“it’s 4 am, get your little ass in bed!” she says.

I was ten.

That is one of  my first memories of pc gaming. the year 96 the game, HOVER! for windows 95.

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