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honorasian: winnie cooper

winnie-cooper

winnie cooper/danica mckeller has been awarded ‘honorary asian’ at the disgrasian blog for her eXtreme math skills and good looks. congratulations winnie! you’re one of us now.

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caprica – pilot (ep 1.1)

caprica_zoe

caprica has been keeping me on the edge of my seat since its premiere. in the first episode, we travel into the future past where humans are still being harbored on the planet caprica. we get to see the birth of the first cylons in the form of dead, teenaged girls. if only we could all rez into cybergothic after-worlds as geeky 16 year-old girls when we die. the series has a similar feel to battlestar galactica but with more under-aged sacrifice raves. the dramatic, suspenseful mood will definitely be familiar to bg fans. without the barren, battle-scarred terrain and ships, caprica’s sleek city/cyber landscapes make you forget that it takes place before battlestar galactica (even though taurons and gamers are randomly dressed like dick tracy). it might get a little cheesy at times but im not the kind of fan to be turned off by that. after all, more than a few of my favorite books are by r.l. stine. if you’re interested, there’s a crazy caprica blog with sneak peeks, deleted scenes and more. geez, already?! also, i read an interesting interview with alessandri torresani, who plays the main character. apparently, she is looking forward to being your new sexy idol, all you lucky fanboys out there.

cyberpaper

cyberpaper: text messages of the future will be made of giant pieces of paper that you can just throw away instead of storing electronically. how convenient?

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margot’s cool x-files drawing

x-files drawing

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kipler@aol.com

x-files shippers are obsessed with scully and mulder’s ‘romantic’ relationship. according to me, the main duty of a shipper is to romantically enhance screenshots of the couple and post them on your angelfire site.

sculder aka muldy

due to the recent demise of aol hometown and other such places (thanks a lot web 2.0), its been hard to track down some of these classic shipper sites. it was a very sad moment in time when i realized kipler’s famous ‘relationship episode guide’ was shutdown. but! i was able to track down the salvaged remains of it at x-files ultimate thanks to ‘athame’. kipler@aol.com (aka mary beth clarke), was an og shipper who was featured in the x-files episode DPO. you should know this episode as the one where the guy from wonder years hangs out with jack black at an arcade and gets struck by lightning, gaining the magical ability to kill people with electricity while listening to filter. while channel surfing, he stops on a music video for a song called ‘Mary Beth Clarke, I love you’ directed by JHartley (another AOL x-phile) and produced by Deb Brown (yet another AOL x-phile). i’ve posted a few of my favey excerpts from the guide below. i love how kipler gets very in-depth about the romantic details but wraps up all the paranormal stuff in one sentence as if they were just minor details. the downside to the guide are the lame comments on scully’s weight. lay off! scully always looks good. someone just needs to get a hold of their raging lust for mulder. the beauty of gillian anderson is that she doesn’t even remember the x-files. she’s just really good at memorizing her lines. if you want to check out my own humble fan art, it is available here at my og tripod webbie site aboutangelica.

excerpts from kipler’s relationship episode guide

1.1 Pilot

Scully meets Mulder. Mulder gets to see Scully in her undies and examine her near-buttocks regions. She lies in his bed and they talk about heavy, deep and real stuff. Later, they laugh together and almost hug in a rainstorm. Mulder calls Scully at 11:21 to tell her a bunch of evidence is missing.

1.6 Shadows

Mulder wraps one arm around Scully as he is showing her some fingerprints on his glasses.

1.12 Fire

Mulder almost sleeps with his demonic ex-lover. Scully takes care of him after he gets smoke inhalation. He lets her see him in his boxers. Is she the one who undressed him in the first place?

1.13 Beyond the Sea

Scully’s father dies and she doesn’t cry. Mulder caresses her face. He calls her Dana. Three times. Mulder gets shot and she almost cries. Later, she threatens the man responsible for his wound. Scully sits on Mulder’s hospital bed. He tenderly rubs her shoulder despite his own pain.

1.14 GenderBender

Scully almost sleeps with a gender-shifting alien. Mulder saves her and pulls her shirt closed. She throws up. Krycek, in an alternate personality, nearly gets killed by having sex with an alien.

1.16 Young at Heart

Mulder’s former partner gets killed. Mulder inexplicably lets Scully serve as a living target for the psychopath who did it. This guy has a salamander hand. Can you believe it? To calm Scully’s I can’t believe I’m a human target for an amphibidextrous psychopath fears, Mulder winks at her. She gets shot, but she’s OK; she was wearing a vest.

1.19 Shapes

Scully gets attacked by a werewolf. Mulder is worried on the phone. Scully doesn’t understand the whole werewolf thing, even though it is pretty obvious.

1.20 Darkness Falls

Scully is pissed at Mulder for giving away the gasoline. She gets over it. She freaks out when little green bugs are on her. Mulder calms her. They sit close on a bench. They are cocooned and killed by the bugs, but somehow they survive. They are put in the same hospital room. Mulder makes a deposit in his angst bank, because he dragged Scully in on this case. They wear funny hat things at the end, while they’re on IV’s.

1.22 Born Again

Mulder helps a little girl relive her former life. Scully is there, too.

1.24 The Erlenmeyer Flask

Mulder finds some guys in water. Scully tries to call him, but can’t get through. She’s worried. Mulder comes home. They talk. Mulder gets kidnapped. Scully tries to call him, but can’t get through. She’s VERY worried. She meets Deep Throat. Scully trades an alien fetus for Mulder’s life.

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sad.

looks like there probly wont be another season of wcg ultimate gamer on syfy. so lame. i miss dante :(

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